“It wasn’t that they had been out cultivating a garden, or even engaging in some mindless outdoor sport; no, these two had set out together, with single-minded determination, to become tan. Let’s become tan, they had agreed, and after much struggle and sacrifice and aloe, they had at least achieved their goal. Assholes.”
—Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy
Why aren’t more people following this blog?
tanned assholes? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Can’t… stop… laughing…
5 months. 137 days ‘til Memorial Day. Then comes the